Vandalisms

I got this from my friend Archie. These are vandals found all over UP Diliman.

FA Wall:

"nobody cares"
somebody answered:
"not even the carebares?"
then another:
"not even kier?"
then:
"not even zoren?"
lastly:
"not even zorro?"
all written by different people.

AS:
AS chairs:

"push button to eject seatmate"
"push button to eject urself"
"push button to kill teacher."
"push button to eject teacher"

....reply: "it's jammed! We're doomed!"

AS cubicle:

"Donate your bulbol here.." tapos may
chewing gum na
pagdidikitan. ...

AS chair :

"you know bobo? bobo is you!"

AS 1st floor CR:

"if you forget the past, then you
porget
the purious.."

AS 1st floor CR uli:

" Im a simple gay "
tapos me sumagot
"sira! Dapat 'Im simple and gay!' Taga
peyups ka ba? duh! "
tapos me sumagot ulit (with matching
arrow pa na nakaturo dun sa reply)
"sira ka rin! yung simple is used as an
adjective tapos
yung gay is used as a noun. kaya ok
lang
yung simple gay nya!"

CHEM:

Chem chair:

"push button to spray acid on prof's
face."

Another chem chair:

"You Boron!!!"

BIO:
Bio chair:

"Push cadaver to haunt teacher."

FO Santos:

"SA MGA NAGTATAPON NG BASURA DITO...
bawal."

ENG'G:

Sa Men's CR, facing the urinal:
"Hawak ko saking mga kamay ang
kinabukasan ng bayan!"
Reply:

"the future you are holding is very
small."


GAB:
sa likod ng armchair sa isang room sa
GAB:

"takas ng ward 7"



MATH:

sa cr sa may math building:
"SUMAPI SA NPA! "
may sumagot:
"PAANO? "
may sumagot pa:
"MAGFILL UP NG COUPON AT IHULOG SA
PINAKAMALAPIT NA DROP
BOX SA SUKING TINDAHAN!"

sa math building, sa likod ng isang
"teacher's chair" sa 3rd floor:
"BABALA: asawa ni babalu"

sa math 3rd floor, sa isang upuan uli.
"you'll NEVER find what you're looking
for"
May nag-reply:

"find x."

sa math 3rd floor, sa isa pang upuan
uli.
nakasulat sa armchair:
"F*CK DA WORLD! "
ta's may sumagot:
"F*CK U TOO!
--WORLD?"

3rd floor math cr:

"kaibigan, pagkapatos mong umihi, paki
PLUS mo naman, hehehe."


UPIS

sa loob ng music room.
"maam _______(music prof) boses
palaka! "
tas may sumagot
"nakarinig ka na ba ng boses ng
palaka "
tas may sumagot uli
"weh "
tas may nag-react uli
"oo, sabi kokak!kokak! "

VINZONS:

Wall ng vinzons

"Do not steal. The government hates
competition"

men's cr sa Vinzon's:
"remember: the hands that clean this
toilet are the same
hands that cook your food."

men's cr waaaay above the urinal:
"if you can reach this, the fire
department wants you!"


NIGS:

sa isang upuan:
"f*ck nigs!"
may nagreply:
"who's nigs?"


MAIN LIB

Sa isang lamesa ng main lib,
filipiniana
section:

"UP STUDENTS HAS BECOME PATETHIC"
tapos may sumagot...
" mali pang grammar at spelling mo,
halatang di ka taga UP"


KALAI:

nietzsche-"god is dead"
God- "Nietzsche is dead!"



SC:

sa labas ng PNB:
"in case of emergency break ass and
push
butt"

sa girls' CR:

"Bawal ang vandal Dito!...
Mommy said: First Aid Terramycin"

sa girls' CR uli:

"My boyfriend and I had sex and now I'm
pregnant"

Reply:

"Pray to God"