Friday, July 20, 2007

HP 7 Finally!

Finally, a sigh of relief. Not necessarily for the book's release but for all the trouble I've been through this morning. Waking up at 6 am on a Saturday is already a big leap. It's just not me. But if not for a scheduled check-up and the task of getting my copy of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows from the bookstore, I'd say I'm still in bed right now.

With the book now in my possession, I think my weekend will be full. I wonder if I'll sleep? Hmmm... I guess, that would depend on the pacing of the story. I just hope it wouldn't be a disappointment. I was hoping Voldemort would kill off Harry, but based on the hints going around, it's unlikely. And speaking of leakages, I got hold of a copy yesterday, a day short of it's release. (Ever heard about the compiled photographed pages of the book circulating on the net?) Now, I can tell you, the leakage is authentic based on the first and last few pages (cover, dedication, table of contents, the first page and the last page of the body). I haven't browsed the rest of the book but I'm sure it's the same thing. Lucky for those who've read the leakage ahead of everyone else.

Well then, I better start to end it all. Somehow, it doesn't feel like goodbye with this book, unlike with the last LOTR book, The Return of the King. I postponed reading that one until after the movie version though I already have a copy of the book and despite the fact that a lot of people have read the ending 50 years ago. I just couldn't say goodbye, I guess... I'm not comparing. There's really no comparison to JRR Tolkien. The only similar thing between him and JK Rowling is the first letter of their name. Other than that, there's no point scrutinizing.

I just hope all will be well, just like the last sentence of Book 7 says. Oops! I forgot to warn you... spoiler!

Tuesday, July 3, 2007

Vandalisms

I got this from my friend Archie. These are vandals found all over UP Diliman.

FA Wall:

"nobody cares"
somebody answered:
"not even the carebares?"
then another:
"not even kier?"
then:
"not even zoren?"
lastly:
"not even zorro?"
all written by different people.

AS:
AS chairs:

"push button to eject seatmate"
"push button to eject urself"
"push button to kill teacher."
"push button to eject teacher"

....reply: "it's jammed! We're doomed!"

AS cubicle:

"Donate your bulbol here.." tapos may
chewing gum na
pagdidikitan. ...

AS chair :

"you know bobo? bobo is you!"

AS 1st floor CR:

"if you forget the past, then you
porget
the purious.."

AS 1st floor CR uli:

" Im a simple gay "
tapos me sumagot
"sira! Dapat 'Im simple and gay!' Taga
peyups ka ba? duh! "
tapos me sumagot ulit (with matching
arrow pa na nakaturo dun sa reply)
"sira ka rin! yung simple is used as an
adjective tapos
yung gay is used as a noun. kaya ok
lang
yung simple gay nya!"

CHEM:

Chem chair:

"push button to spray acid on prof's
face."

Another chem chair:

"You Boron!!!"

BIO:
Bio chair:

"Push cadaver to haunt teacher."

FO Santos:

"SA MGA NAGTATAPON NG BASURA DITO...
bawal."

ENG'G:

Sa Men's CR, facing the urinal:
"Hawak ko saking mga kamay ang
kinabukasan ng bayan!"
Reply:

"the future you are holding is very
small."


GAB:
sa likod ng armchair sa isang room sa
GAB:

"takas ng ward 7"



MATH:

sa cr sa may math building:
"SUMAPI SA NPA! "
may sumagot:
"PAANO? "
may sumagot pa:
"MAGFILL UP NG COUPON AT IHULOG SA
PINAKAMALAPIT NA DROP
BOX SA SUKING TINDAHAN!"

sa math building, sa likod ng isang
"teacher's chair" sa 3rd floor:
"BABALA: asawa ni babalu"

sa math 3rd floor, sa isang upuan uli.
"you'll NEVER find what you're looking
for"
May nag-reply:

"find x."

sa math 3rd floor, sa isa pang upuan
uli.
nakasulat sa armchair:
"F*CK DA WORLD! "
ta's may sumagot:
"F*CK U TOO!
--WORLD?"

3rd floor math cr:

"kaibigan, pagkapatos mong umihi, paki
PLUS mo naman, hehehe."


UPIS

sa loob ng music room.
"maam _______(music prof) boses
palaka! "
tas may sumagot
"nakarinig ka na ba ng boses ng
palaka "
tas may sumagot uli
"weh "
tas may nag-react uli
"oo, sabi kokak!kokak! "

VINZONS:

Wall ng vinzons

"Do not steal. The government hates
competition"

men's cr sa Vinzon's:
"remember: the hands that clean this
toilet are the same
hands that cook your food."

men's cr waaaay above the urinal:
"if you can reach this, the fire
department wants you!"


NIGS:

sa isang upuan:
"f*ck nigs!"
may nagreply:
"who's nigs?"


MAIN LIB

Sa isang lamesa ng main lib,
filipiniana
section:

"UP STUDENTS HAS BECOME PATETHIC"
tapos may sumagot...
" mali pang grammar at spelling mo,
halatang di ka taga UP"


KALAI:

nietzsche-"god is dead"
God- "Nietzsche is dead!"



SC:

sa labas ng PNB:
"in case of emergency break ass and
push
butt"

sa girls' CR:

"Bawal ang vandal Dito!...
Mommy said: First Aid Terramycin"

sa girls' CR uli:

"My boyfriend and I had sex and now I'm
pregnant"

Reply:

"Pray to God"