Witty Acronyms

I found this one on a tri-wheeler I was riding on the way to work:

I -Ikaw
S -Sila
T -Tayo
A -Ang
M -Mga
B -Batang
A -Ayaw
Y -Yumaman

Makes perfect sense. =)

Nosebleed

Earlier, I received a call from a client asking about the requirements for the conduct of a Sales Promotion. While I was explaining all the requirements to her, she suddenly, out of nowhere, said the following:

Client: Kapampangan ka?
Me: Hindi po, tagalog. Pero nakakaintindi po ako ng Kapampangan.
Client: Pwede bang mag-Kapampangan?
Me: Ok lang po.
Client: Dumudugo kasi yung ilong ko.

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